Talking to Squirrels

Blah blah blah. Can’t say I really have anything interesting to write about, but I’ll do some waffling, it’s got me this far in life…

It’s the start of half term, meaning a week off  for me, which is always good. I say always, but any spare time I have I’ll be revising for the rest of my GCSEs in. Yuck. I have thirteen exams between the 1st and 10th of  June, which is just lovely isn’t it. The nine I’ve had so far have been okay (fingers crossed), with the huge “ARGH!”, english literature, now done and dusted. This means I’ll never have to touch it again in my life. Hopefully. It also means I can burn my copy of Lord of the Flies. Woo! I won’t rant about it now, but what can you realistically do with a degree in english literature apart from teach it to bored kids or work in a library?

Apart from revising, I’m off for a picnic in the woods tomorrow with some friends, so I have to make my trademark brownies at some point (they must be ideal heart attack material: golden syrup, double cream, butter, chocolate and biscuits. Mega yum!). It goes to prove that the media have us “youths” all wrong; some of us are really caring young people that skip through the woods and talk to squirrels. Okay, maybe not the last bit, but that would be pretty cool. I guess the closest I’ll get is Walkers Cajun Squirrel flavoured crisps, which rather strangely are suitable for vegitarians. I mean, what strange person comes up with a spicy squirrel synthetic flavouring?

Ooh, and before I go, I should mention I’m now a Twit who likes to Tweet. That’s right, I’m on Twitter, and loving it. Follow me, please: http://twitter.com/FrazerRoberts

1 Response to “Talking to Squirrels”


  1. 1 Big Blister June 5, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Best wishes for all those exams – I bet you’ll do great!


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